This is a brief interruption
This is not a haiku
This is not even an important announcement
But at some level it could be a minor consolation
Please bear with us during this apparent break down of normality.
Any thought of post-lockdown haikus can engender a seemingly symptom-free episode of intense but irredeemable latitude.
You should not assume that reading to the end of this grubelump of text will in anyway enlighten you or even benefit you. Please reread this paragraph.
Thank you for your attention, and your toleration of this brief interruption. You will shortly be returned to normality. Take the journey with care.